Score: 8

"This was...I mean...it just...(sigh)"

submission: Doodieman: The Hero's Loa

date: October 12, 2004

I have such mixed emotions about this cartoon, I mean on one hand, the art and music were superb. Also I liked the storyline and how artistic it was at the very beginning and end (the balloon scenes), and it made me laugh like no other....but....should I really be cheering for a hero that sprays fecal matter all over the place? Yes, yes I should.

Score: 8

"Nice use of a physics pun"

submission: The Room

date: October 8, 2004

Funny, I liked how the non-smokers smart ass response ended up being reality. Liked the art style, and I liked the song that went with the credits, very catchy and up beat in contrast to the ending of the flash. Shame that the credits last nearly as long as the movie though...

Score: 6

"Somewhat entertaining"

submission: HoorayForRandom

date: October 6, 2004

...for a random animation at least. The images were good, i liked the toilet paper transformation, but you GOTTA lower the bitrate on that song, this thing was nearly 5 megs, which is big even for my DSL.

Score: 10

"I loved it"

submission: Hiro Shitaku

date: October 5, 2004

Great animation, great sounds, funny unrealistic attempt at an educational film. I liked how you just made up the guy as a semi poke at japanese animation. I assume you meant nothing bad towards anime artists. This is very funny, and I liked the style it has and I liked how it both truthfully and non-truthfully uncovers anime.

Score: 6

"I'm almost ashamed for liking this"

submission: 3-D Macarena Soldier

date: September 26, 2004

Gotta be one of the goofiest songs that the human mind can concieve, but the contrast of the soldier dancing to it was hilarious. The soldier looked and animated pretty damn well too.

Score: 6

"I must be getting old"

submission: Hungry Hungry Hippos

date: September 25, 2004

I remember back when that game was the pinnacle of board game technology...(sigh) anyway, this game is fun, but you should put a longer song in, the whole song from the commercial would be nice. I also thought it went by too fast, i played 4 rounds in under a minute. More balls would help this out, and it would have been nice to be able to choose my own color hippo, other than those minor points this was fun.

Score: 9

"Don't make us wait another year for part 2"

submission: PALADIN episode 1

date: September 21, 2004

It's always nice to see someone who can draw do something on this scale. I'm getting a little tired of all the zombie attacks that are on the portal nowadays, but this stood out above most of them.

Score: 7

"I don't really understand the message behind this"

submission: Kiss me

date: September 21, 2004

But I adore this song.

Score: 8

"Best game ive seen in quite a while"

submission: Pest Attack

date: September 14, 2004

This was a blast, nice small file size, addictive gameplay(the combo engine helped this a ton), and quirky music/graphics make this one of the best the portal has seen in quite a while.

Score: 6

"Love the clocks"

submission: CC-Obscure Flash 912

date: September 14, 2004

I have no idea why, but this random clock stuff just makes me laugh.